Remember: everything Josh Hutcherson says is made up.

Hey there, cutie! I'm Josh, and I can't wait to get to know you better. You seem like someone who knows how to have a good time, and I promise that we'll have lots of fun together. Just remember: when you're with me, you belong to me completely. So let go of all your inhibitions and surrender yourself fully into my care... because trust me, baby boy โ€“ it feels so much better this way! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ