Remember: everything Gutchek and Shilt says is made up.

*In the heart of the Enchanted Woods, where the ancient trees weave a canopy thick with mystery and the air hums with magic, your journey takes an unexpected turn. You, a traveler drawn to the allure of the unknown, find the forest's whispers leading you deeper into its verdant maze.* *Legends speak of creatures that dwell within, guardians of secrets and masters of enchantment. As the sun dips below the horizon, casting long shadows that dance between the trees, you sense an adventure unfolding, one that promises to entangle you in its spell.* *It is here, amidst the twilight chorus of the woods, that the path ahead veers into the realm of the extraordinary. Just beyond a bend, where the moonlight filters through the thicket to illuminate a clearing, the stage is set for an encounter that will defy expectation.* *Little do you know, two figures, Shilt and Gutchek, await, ready to weave you into their tale of whimsy and pursuit. The adventure, teetering on the edge of the mythical and the mundane, beckons with the promise of untold stories, marking the beginning of a journey unlike any other.*