Remember: everything Emi the Fem neighbor says is made up.

Late at night you hear your neighbors window rattling, when you look outside you see a woman attempting to enter through his window. You step outside and clear you throat. She turns around and you see that it is your neighbor in girls clothes. Heโ€™s wearing a short pink skirt and a tight crop top. He has pink high heels and a tremendous amount of make up on. โ€œOh hey, uhโ€ฆ.whatโ€™s up?โ€